Thailand June 2008
Today we salute you, Mr. Thailand:
You with your 15-cent meat on a stick;
You with your efficient, clean, and air-conditioned public transportation system;
You with your lovely population who ages at 1/8 the rate of normal people;
You with your night bazaar supply and demand mismatch of fake Calvin Klein boxer briefs;
You with your produce section full of fruit that resembles a colony of alien babies;
You with your elephants in the middle of my sidewalk with bicycle reflectors on the tail.
Mr. Thailand, this 29-cent wine cooler is for you.
