
Thailand July 2008
Last weekend I rode motorcycles with my best friend around an island off the coast of Thailand. A typical right-brain literary explanation overloaded with adventuresome adjectives will not do this experience justice.
Nay, it cannot be accurately captured or portrayed in narrative form. And what mechanism do we typically use in the quest for accuracy and precision?
Mathematics.
Therefore, I present the following equation:
2(American Tourist) + 2( Motorbike) – 2(Helmet)
= _________________________________________
Monsoon [(Remote Thai Island)+ 2(2 day weekend)]
= Recipe for Death
= Helluva good time
= ∞ (utils of happiness)